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[windup_boytoy]

Today was really tiring.

I got out of bed just before breakfast because the smell of cooking bacon woke me up.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don't know which to choose... oh, why is life so hard sometimes?

Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16!

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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Comments

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*presses you up against the nearest wall- whoever said anything about being fair?*

How about now~?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*gives a little gasp of surprise*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*takes the opportunity to dive in for a teasing kiss before pulling back to give you a mischievous look*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he threads one hand into your hair and tugs you in for a better kiss than that*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*is happy to oblige, his tongue darting into your mouth for a taste*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*well that's much better~*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*slides a hand up your chest and over your shoulder, making a sound of approval*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*well he's certainly a fan of affection*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*shifts to slide his knee between yours, his thigh lightly rubbing against you suggestively*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he makes a quiet noise of appreciation, arching up against you*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*presses against you more firmly, his other hand sliding around your waist to settle firmly on your butt, giving a little squeeze*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Mmph!

*was surprised by that and tugs your hair in retaliation*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*chuckles deep in his throat, letting his head move with your tugging, his eyes half-closed as he watches you, rubbing his thigh a little more firmly*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he certainly likes that rubbing, and grinds against your thigh*

... n-not fair...

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*raises his eyebrows at that and backs away, shrugging his shoulders*

Well, I guess I should stop then...

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*bzuh*

That would be really unfair!

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*smirks*

What're you gonna do about it~?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'll leave you hanging.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*raises an eyebrow in challenge, already starting to back up towards your bed*

That's fine, I have a hand.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

And I have a Sora~

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*ooh that was dirty- just for that he's going to lay himself out on your bed, his eyes on you while he tugs down his zipper slowly, his hand sliding into his pants making him finally close his eyes with a sigh of relief*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*gives you a Look*

You better wash those sheets when you're done.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*peeks an eye open at you, scooting over a bit in the bed*

Sure you don't want to join me?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*eyes you a bit*

I don't know... you seem to be okay on your own.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*holds a hand out towards you invitingly*

You know what they say... two is better than one...