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[windup_boytoy]

Today was really tiring.

I got out of bed just before breakfast because the smell of cooking bacon woke me up.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don't know which to choose... oh, why is life so hard sometimes?

Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16!

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Maybe I'll leave you hanging.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*raises an eyebrow in challenge, already starting to back up towards your bed*

That's fine, I have a hand.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

And I have a Sora~

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*ooh that was dirty- just for that he's going to lay himself out on your bed, his eyes on you while he tugs down his zipper slowly, his hand sliding into his pants making him finally close his eyes with a sigh of relief*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*gives you a Look*

You better wash those sheets when you're done.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*peeks an eye open at you, scooting over a bit in the bed*

Sure you don't want to join me?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*eyes you a bit*

I don't know... you seem to be okay on your own.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*holds a hand out towards you invitingly*

You know what they say... two is better than one...

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*thinks about this and moves forward*

I suppose... but I'm still not doing the laundry.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

Fine, I promise I'll do it. Now come here~

*reaches to snag you by your pants and tug you closer*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*goes where you tug*

You're so pushy~

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*grins and tugs you right into the bed with him, laughing a bit*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*flops over you then*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*oofs but still smiles anyway, just glad he got you on the bed with him even if you do have sharp elbows*



ooc: hi I almost replied with Maleficent last time & will be back tomorrow after sleep + interview + muse mental scar recovery 8D;

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he'll fix it with a kiss, how about that?*


[OOC: That's horrible and scarring. D: Go to sleep!]

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*kisses make everything better!*

So, now that I have you, what am I going to do with you...?

*grins and slides his hands up under your shirt*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*smiles a bit*

I dunno. There's lots of options...

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*finds and rubs the thumbs of both hands over your nipples, teasing them as he looks up at you, voice soft*

I'll do whatever you want... Anything.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he gives a soft gasp when you do that, unable to keep from squirming nicely*

Shouldn't I be saying that?

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*moves one hand enough to pinch one, gently rolling it between his fingers*

Mmm... What's something you've always wanted to do?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*groans and flops onto his side on the bed because he can't keep himself above you anymore*

W-what do you mean?

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*turns on his side to face you, his eyes dark and watching you as he reaches down to slowly unbutton your pants*

I can think of something...

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*shivers a bit*

... like what?

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*slides a hand down to reach into his pocket, slowly drawing out a slim bit of familiar black cloth, holding it up for Ri to see*

Want to help me make a better memory... with this?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he looks surprised when he sees that blindfold, and looks at your face hesitantly*

... you really want to? With that?