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[windup_boytoy]

Today was really tiring.

I got out of bed just before breakfast because the smell of cooking bacon woke me up.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don't know which to choose... oh, why is life so hard sometimes?

Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16!

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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Comments

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

I can't tell if yours came out worse than mine or not.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I have no idea how this happened! I didn't do it!

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

So what's the quiz yours is talking about, eh?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I don't know! I haven't taken a quiz in forever!

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*teases* Then how are you supposed to know your favorite position?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

I'm pretty flexible.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

I can see where it must be hard to decide.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

It really depends on how I feel~

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

Well, going by your current mood...

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*blinks and goes pink*

That's not fair I said I didn't do that.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you mean you aren't~?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he hates turning pink you know*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*have a mock-leer*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*not faaaair*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*presses you up against the nearest wall- whoever said anything about being fair?*

How about now~?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*gives a little gasp of surprise*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*takes the opportunity to dive in for a teasing kiss before pulling back to give you a mischievous look*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he threads one hand into your hair and tugs you in for a better kiss than that*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*is happy to oblige, his tongue darting into your mouth for a taste*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*well that's much better~*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*slides a hand up your chest and over your shoulder, making a sound of approval*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*well he's certainly a fan of affection*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*shifts to slide his knee between yours, his thigh lightly rubbing against you suggestively*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*he makes a quiet noise of appreciation, arching up against you*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*presses against you more firmly, his other hand sliding around your waist to settle firmly on your butt, giving a little squeeze*