windup_boytoy: (Hanging Out)
[Here is a Ri. He has been given an unexpected day off from his construction work, as well as no classes to deal with. Left with nothing to do, he figures he can try and do something nice. Like make dinner! Yes. This is an excellent idea. Ri is puttering around the kitchen, and open cookbook on the counter, and trying to make something easy. Like a roast. That's just burned meat, right?]
windup_boytoy: (Hanging Out)
Name: Riku Replica -- going by the adopted name of 'Ri Mori'

Age: Eighteen (18)

Location: Destiny Islands

Timeline Information:

Roughly a year after the Replica's death during Chain of Memories, and after the events in Kingdom Hearts II, the Replica 'awoke' in the basement of Castle Oblivion. Apparently Riku's last words to the Replica were more of a premonition, leading to the Replica's resurrection. After a few months of traveling the worlds through the Corridors of Darkness, and giving Riku a bad reputation in them as a thief, the Replica found himself on Destiny Islands, being driven there to confront Riku once again.


Ri has no real family, since he is just a failed Replica made by Vexen in Castle Oblivion. However, on Destiny Islands, he's posing as Riku's cousin from a different island. He was surprised to be taken in by Riku's parents somewhat easily. Riku's father is an accountant, and rather prejudiced and set in his ways. Riku's mother is a businesswoman, and more open, but will not take a stand against her husband on certain personal matters.


Riku Mori: Who the Replica was supposed to be. Ri and Riku are physically and genetically identical, making them almost like twins. However, Ri's personality is more aggressive and abrasive when compared to Riku's. Ri is always struggling to prove himself better than Riku at everything. After first arriving on the Islands, Ri repeatedly tried to kill Riku, and was repeatedly beaten by the now-proper keyblader wielder. Only intervention from Namine and Kairi has stopped Ri from being homicidal towards Riku. Now Ri believes that beating Riku at life will prove he's the best. Stragely enough, he will be the first to defend Riku from attacks from others. Riku is his to beat, and Ri won't let anyone else do it first. He was rather surprised when Riku broke up with Sora, because Ri has Riku's Memories and knows where his emotions truly lie. Plus, everyone knows Riku is gay for the King.

Kairi: Ri has a soft spot for the Princess of Heart, because of her connection to Namine. He treats her very kindly and politely, but doesn't hesitate to snark about Riku and point out his flaws since Kairi and Riku are dating. He lets her play with his long hair, since Riku cut his short.

Namine: Ri's girlfriend. Ri is extremely devoted to Namine and her protection, to the point of being obsessive. The Memories she re-wrote over his Heart are very strong, and even though he knows the Memories are Fake, he doesn't much care. He's made a promise and intends to keep it this time around. Ri has vague notions that something isn't quite right in their relationship, but he has no real point of reference to compare. As long as Namine wants him by her side, he is glad to do anything and everything she wants.

Sora Hikari: Ri happens to have a soft spot for Sora, stemming from their interactions in Castle Oblivion. Sora was the first person to really look at Ri as his own person and not just a Replica. For that, Ri is grateful. He respects Sora's strength and fighting ability, and is indebted to him for protecting Namine after he died. He's confused and surprised about Riku's breakup with Sora, because he knows Riku actually does love Sora.


Ri is physically identical to Riku, so currently stands at 5'11", and is solidly built with well-muscled arms from swordfighting and his part-time job doing construction work. His eyes are slightly more on the side of acid green than Riku's sea green. Ri also keeps his hair long, just below his shoulders, and normally tied in a ponytail thanks to Kairi. He still favors the same clothing style as Riku, loving the colors yellow and blue, and very rarely wearing sleeves.


Ri is, indeed, a Replica of Riku and continues to remain one. He embraces his Darkness and wields it quite effectively. A blitz-fighter, he prefers to attack first and ask questions later. But while Ri is physically identical to Riku, his Heart is still Fake. He often has troubles with emotions and general interactions because of this. He only has Riku's Memories and experiences to make judgments on what to say or do.
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windup_boytoy: (Listening)
Your rainbow is intensely shaded green, yellow, and blue.


What is says about you: You are an intelligent person. You appreciate optimism. You're good at getting people to like you. You share hobbies with friends and like trying to fit into their routines.

Find the colors of your rainbow at

Interesting color choices. I dunno how much it fits me, though.
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windup_boytoy: (I can be nice)
Discover if You are Seme or Uke!
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This is the result if Seme! has the highest score.

Take this quiz now - it's easy!
How tall are you?

I don't think anything has to be said about this.
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windup_boytoy: (Listening)
This is just a list of things particular to Ri's world for my own reference, since he usually talks about things nobody else knows about.

More will be added as things come up.


-- Empire Souls (and the much anticipated sequel, Empire Souls II): Their version of the Kingdom Hearts games. Ri, Sora, and Riku have played it.
----> Ri does not make any connection between what happens in the game and what has happened in real life (he thinks the game is much cooler).
----> The main character of Empire Souls is Skyy. He wields the Soulsword against Soulless to help free the Duchesses of Souls.
----> Emperor Fuzzbutt is rumored to be appearing in the Empire Souls II game.

-- Burger Czar: A popular fast food restaurant.
----> Ri frequently goes to order the Kiddie Commie Meal for the toy prize inside.
----> Various burgers include the Trotsky (double meat, double cheese, and bacon; Ri's favorite), the Ivan III and Ivan IV (the difference is cheese).
----> Burger Czar also serves Leninade, a popular lemon-citrus type soda.

-- Fuzzbutt (you knew it was coming): Fuzzbutt is a popular children's cartoon character, and is widely featured on character merchandise, most notably limited stuffed animals (like Beanie Babies).
----> Ri is an avid collector, and subscribes to Fuzzbutt Fanciers Monthly.
----> Fuzzbutt happens to be a bunny. He also has other various animal friends.
----> Fluffytail is Fuzzbutt's girlfriend.

-- Oprah: Exists.

-- My Little Behemoth: a popular toy line marketed towards girls.
----> Ri has some of them for collector's purposes, but thinks they're too cute and girly.
----> Kairi is a great fan of them.

-- Starbuck's: Exists!

----> Has at least 2 institutes of higher learning on the main (read: biggest) island, Destiny Islands College, and Destiny University. One is known as a "party school."
----> Has very little in the way of vehicles or traffic, to preserve the environment. Mostly only trucks needed for deliveries or construction. Very few people have a "family car", though the Mayor has one because he's the Mayor.
----> Most people walk/bike/use small boats for travel. There's also a very good public transportation system that uses buses.
----> Planes are being slowly introduced to help encourage travel to farther islands in the world.
----> Has a thriving travel industry, and a number of luxury hotels/resorts on the prime beaches.


----> Riku's parents are both alive, and took Ri in.
----> Riku's father is an accountant. He is also rather prejudiced and homophobic, so Riku and Ri both had their preferences from him.
----> Riku's mother also works. She is somewhat more open-minded. She likes to torment her son(s) by forcing him/them to go lingerie shopping with her. She makes a terrible casserole, but everyone says it's good, so she makes it frequently.
----> Sora's mother is alive. Sora's father is Out Of The Picture.
----> Sora's mom is quite accepting, and probably knew Sora was gay before he did.
----> Ri pretended to be Riku's cousin from a different island to explain his enrollment at Destiny High.
----> Sora's mom is a pediatric nurse.
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windup_boytoy: (Yes I am a sadist)
Today was really tiring.

I got out of bed just before breakfast because the smell of cooking bacon woke me up.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don't know which to choose... oh, why is life so hard sometimes?

Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16!

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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windup_boytoy: (Who is naked)
Natural Hair Color:
[] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[x] Other - $75

Eye Color:
[] Brown - $1
[x] Green - $75
[] Blue - $50
[] Hazel - $100
[] Other - $15

[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[] 4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 4'9 - $45

[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[] First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[x] Second born - $150
[] Middle child-$100
[] Last Born - $100
[] Third born - $100
[] Fourth born - $100
[] Fifth born - $100

[] No - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends - $350
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[x] Perfect vision -$300
[] Need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[] Contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $1

Car Color:
[] Pink - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[] Gold - $700
[] Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900
[] Obsidian - $800
[] White - $475
[] Black - $450
[] Red - $400
[] Green - $350
[] Silver - $300
[] Purple - $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan - $20
[] Rusted - $15
[x] No Car - $0
[] Other - $50

Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[] 12.5 to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7 - $550

Favorite Color:
[] Green - $750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[x] Yellow - $475
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x] No - $1000
[] On some - $550

Total: $3,165

"I cost $____ a night."

......... this totally isn't fair. Should I count myself as a twin? And I don't have a car or a gummi ship. Why would I when I can portal everywhere?
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windup_boytoy: (Huh)
[A certain Replica has gone roof-hopping, as he normally does, and is currently dangling from his fingertips outside of a window, frantically knocking on it]

Sora! Let me in! It's cold out here!
windup_boytoy: (Hanging Out)

What Your Cute Monster Says About You

You are both a realist and an idealist. You're able to see the world as it is - and how it could be.

You dream big, and you never give up on your beliefs. You have big plans.

Your inner demon is depression. Sometimes you build things up in your head.

People think you're cute because you're determined. You're a fighter, and that's charming.

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windup_boytoy: (Surrounded by dorks)
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
windup_boytoy goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as chocobo.
b_flat_minor tricks you! You get a toothbrush.
boomboomfire tricks you! You get a scratched CD.
boy_of_twilight tricks you! You get a rock.
chilly_touch gives you 13 brown passionfruit-flavoured nuggets.
endlessxsky gives you 7 teal orange-flavoured gummy worms.
oath_kept tricks you! You lose 3 pieces of candy!
rocks_ass gives you 1 mauve raspberry-flavoured pieces of taffy.
rosa_moschata tricks you! You get a used tissue.
sparkle_witch gives you 6 dark blue coffee-flavoured nuggets.
yksxsseldne gives you 8 teal orange-flavoured gummy worms.
windup_boytoy ends up with 32 pieces of candy, a toothbrush, a scratched CD, a rock, and a used tissue.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.
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windup_boytoy: (Listening)
*picks up a nice chocolatey cake from the bakery -- decorated quite extravagantly with frosting and looking almost too pretty to eat -- humming a little under his breath*
windup_boytoy: (Yes I am a sadist)
I could survive for 1 minute, 51 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Kind of lame. I could totally kill a velociraptor faster if I Dark Firaga'd it.
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windup_boytoy: (Is that what you do with it?)
Do I really have to wear this tie, Princess? I know it's a dressing up kind of thing, but you're already making me wear a jacket.

*is trying not to strangle himself with his tie, and wearing a nice pair of slacks and a button-down shirt*
windup_boytoy: (So much hotter than you)

So, windup_boytoy, your LiveJournal reveals...

You are... 8% unique (blame, for example, your interest in sexier than riku) and 3% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy muse). When it comes to friends you are normal. In terms of the way you relate to people, you believe in give and take. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is conventional.

Your overall weirdness is: 30

(The average level of weirdness is: 28.
You are weirder than 66% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!

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windup_boytoy: (Why does this happen to me?)
*mopes around doing chores, because he doesn't know where his Sora is*
windup_boytoy: (Listening)
Mostly a reference for myself, so I can keep Ri's personal timeline consistent, as he differs from canon in a few ways.

A replica is a replica is a replica... )
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windup_boytoy: (Sleeping is nice)
*a certain replica is still asleep in Sora's bed after the late night, and ended up flopping one heavy arm and cuddling up to Sora while asleep since warm is better*
windup_boytoy: (I Have A Headache)
Behold... My Future
I will marry Kairi.
After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in The World That Never Was in our fabulous Apartment.
We will have 3 kid(s) together.
Our family will zoom around in a yellow sailboat.
I will spend my days as a mercenary, and live happily ever after.
whats your future



Behold... My Future
I will marry Riku.
After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Castle Oblivion in our fabulous House.
We will have 69 kid(s) together.
Our family will zoom around in a red wooden raft.
I will spend my days as a rentboy, and live happily ever after.
whats your future

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