Leave none alive!

[windup_boytoy]

It was, simply put, a massacre.

The lush and vibrant grass that had held their bodies was now trampled and in disarray, splattered with the gore of dozens dead. Eyes that were once bright and whole were now missing completely, offered up to the bloodthirsty and hungry being of Darkness that stalked them. And with those eyes, ears as well, a barbaric tribute that had been put on display for all, bodies laying helpless and maimed and the ones that had been beheaded completely... they were the lucky ones.

The most colorful and innocent, they had no chance to flee. Fat and lazy from their life of idle pleasures, they stood no chance against the Darkness and shadows. Still, those remaining huddled together in fear, unable to turn from the spectacle before them; forced to witness the brutal slaughter of their friends with no hope of survival.

The replica forced one to face his companion, who writhed in agony in his unescapable prison, battered by strange power and magic.

"You see? He tried to defy me. Tried to hide from me, but I found him anyway. So he deserves his punishment. You on the other hand... I'll give you a quick death. Hope you don't mind the heat."

With a gleeful expression, Ri set his latest victim on fire, watching at he burst into flame and his body began to char. Then Ri smashed him between two sugar cookies and took a big bite of the now tasty treat.

"Hmmm... I knew it would be like a s'more..."

In the microwave, the small Peep inside it exploded into sugary goo. Ri cheered.

"This is a fucking awesome holiday."


[OOC: Everyone is free to join in on the Easter candy slaughter. Or maybe just watch in horrified fascination. :Db There are chocolate bunnies (most earless or headless) and Peeps aplenty!]

Comments

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*steals one of your Peeps before you can melt it*

Don't let mom see what you're doing to her microwave~

[boomboomfire.livejournal.com]

*steals another and then some jelly beans while looking at the mess of destruction* i wanna try.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*grins at Axel as he chomps through his Peep-s'more*

The microwave or the torching? And don't be a killjoy, Riku. You have to admit, it looks pretty awesome when they blow up.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*drops his own basket on the table, offering Axel a handful of his black jellybeans*

I'm not saying they don't look awesome, just that she shouldn't see.

[boomboomfire.livejournal.com]

*wrinkles his nose at the black ones and hunts out the pink and purple ones*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*grunts and hides them under the grass left in Ri's basket, then*

you guys make me wanna leave work for a break and grab some peeps!

[boomboomfire.livejournal.com]

*grins and munches happily*

[boomboomfire.livejournal.com]

*pokes one peep and sets a huge flame to engluf it* heh...gooooooey

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*is busy ripping open another package of Peeps to add to his 'hostage' pile and chucks a pink one at Axel to see if he can torch it in midair*

I'll be cleaning it up anyway, so I don't see why she'd be mad.

[boomboomfire.livejournal.com]

*torches!*

*grins and kneels down on the ground to poke it* Awesome.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*throws one at Ri with a grin*

Just sayin'. She caught me doing the same thing last year and happened to see an explosion in action.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Good shot, Axel! *laughs at the flaming peep, then gets pegged in the head by the one Riku tossed at him* HEY!

*throws one back* She probably got angry because you don't clean up after. *then starts trying to peg Riku with icky black jellybeans*

[boomboomfire.livejournal.com]

*thinks thats a good idea and pegs both Ri and Riku with the black ones....and steals the red ones too*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*throws his hands up with a laugh*

No, she caught me before I had a chance!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

HEY!

*okay starts trying to peg Riku AND Axel with the jellybeans now... and maybe a headless bunny*

[boomboomfire.livejournal.com]

*snickers and chucks some back!*

Peep fight! *snickering and ducking down to hide himself behind a makeshift shelter of a counter*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*starts throwing jellybeans back, but rescues that poor bunny!*

Ri! *haha here's a flying peep when you look*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*catches that flying peep in his mouth and chews on it viciously as he ducks behind the table and chucks a scattershot of peeps and jellybeans at both of you*

[boomboomfire.livejournal.com]

*grins and keeps chucking stuff at you lot*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*laughs and does a quick portal behind Axel to smash a handful of peeps into his hair, then portals out of the way*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*grins and pops a cadbury egg in your mouth*

[boomboomfire.livejournal.com]

*SQUAWK!*

HEY! NO FAIR! *tosses a rock hard stale peep at ri!*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*gets hit by the peep and chokes on his cadbury egg*

HRRRRK!

[boomboomfire.livejournal.com]

SCORE!

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*oops he didn't mean for Ri to choke, and is now pounding him on the back*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*makes strangled noises until one big thump from Riku makes him cough the egg out... which flies through the air and splats on Axel*

*gasps for breath!*

[boomboomfire.livejournal.com]

*wrinkles nose* ew ew ew ew ew

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

You okay? I don't need to do CPR, do I?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*shakes his head, taking a deep breath, pointing at Axel... and then laughing right in his face*

OH MY GOD YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN YOUR FACE WHEN THE EGG HIT YOU. BWAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[boomboomfire.livejournal.com]

*takes a fried peep and smashes it into ri's face, all nice and goeey*

hah. *smirk*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*has peep guts all over his face*

... HEY.

*and back to chucking jellybeans!*

[boomboomfire.livejournal.com]

*chucks beans back at you!*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*pops up with his camera to snap pictures, a wide grin on his face*

[boomboomfire.livejournal.com]

*BLINK* buwha?

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*pulls his most innocent face, depositing the camera in a small portal behind his back that drops it on his bed*

Hm?

[boomboomfire.livejournal.com]

*.........doesn't buy it. he's you, remember?*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*doesn't buy it either and motions to Axel for them to doubleteam Riku*

*then chucks another headless bunny at Riku*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

Ow! *gets bonked in the head by that one because he was looking at Axel, and turns to pout at you*

[boomboomfire.livejournal.com]

*when you look at ri, bonks you on the head with jelly beans!*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*starts laughing again at the expression on Riku's face*