Sora, maybe you could put in a good word for me?

[windup_boytoy]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In September I set rosa_moschata's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Wednesday I helped b_flat_minor across the street (6 points). In February I helped boomboomfire hide a body (-173 points). Last Saturday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Friday I bought porn for rocks_ass (-10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-215 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, windup_boytoy

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... though, I have to admit that getting a spanking isn't too bad of a present if it's done right.

Comments

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*scratching head* I'll do my best, but...the porn thing is gonna be embarrassing to explain. I'm sure Santa's used to puppies being set on fire though, so that one won't be too hard.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

What would be embarassing to explain why Roxas need me to buy him porn instead of asking Axel or Demyx. And the puppy was Marluxia's, so it would be more like doing the world a favor. I shouldn't have lost points for that one.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

But still. It's not the puppy's fault it belonged to Marluxia. was it pink? It just...was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

And Axel is apparently too busy with hiding bodies to buy porn.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... knowing Marluxia, it was probably an evil puppy. No, because if it was I would've made Real Thing kill it and stayed far away.

That's the norm for Axel, you realize.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

I have more faith in Axel than that. *nods emphatically*

Well, since there's nothing that can be done now, I hope the puppy you incinerated went up quickly and didn't suffer too much. Evil or not. I bet it made horrible sounds, too.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... uh huh. Don't tell Axel that, it'll all go to his head.

And you're being amazingly gruesome tonight, Keyblade Master. An internet test doesn't exactly reflect reality. Except the spanking thing. I don't mind that.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

Oh, I won't tell him.

And...yeah. You're right. I don't know what came over me *looks down and closes his eyes* I must just be sleepy. I've had a hard time sleeping this week. But don't tell Riku. *crawls in bed and yanks the covers up, trying not to focus on falling asleep*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*chuckles and just gives you a little smile*

Don't worry too much about it, Sora. It's cute. And I won't tell Real Thing, even if he worries about you.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*flops around mumbling, thinking about Riku worrying about him* I don't want him to worry. That's why he doesn't need to know. And...'m not cute. Don't you need to get to sleep too?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

If Real Thing is breathing, he's worrying. *moves closer and pulls the blanket up to cover your shoulder properly* Don't worry about Real Thing's worrying, or you'll end up with grey hair like us.

*blinks* And of course I sleep. But I like the night.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

Duh, you sleep. I meant...it's late. And...y'know. I like your grey hair. *giggles sleepily and yawns, tossing you a blanket before snuggling closer to the blankets that are oh so warm and mmm* Just in case you do get sleepy, you can crash on the floor.

Clearly some of both of your worrying has rubbed off on me.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*looks at the blanket and you a bit confused, then gives you a warmer smile*

Thanks for the offer, but don't worry about me. Just get some sleep, or I will sic Real Thing on you.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*salutes* Yes'm. *breathing slowly evens out, though falling asleep-ness is not happening, so instead, just listens to the palms outside his window rustling*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*wraps the blanket around himself and sits on the floor near your bed and just watches you for a bit*

... sleep, Sora. *softly* There's no monsters under the bed tonight.