Summer vacation!

[windup_boytoy]

It's summer, right? Let's all go to the beach to then. All of us. I'll even buy the first round of ice cream.

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[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*scoffs* I would never have moobs. I'm smaller than you and I exercise just as much. *beams*

... we don't have to kick him out, we could just put him in a sweat suit and chase him around the island for a week or so.

*now you have a healthy C cup and you're about to have balls too -- isn't that special!*

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*is giving Ri phenomenally big hips and maybe a big lump up front~*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*looks over at Ri and laughs*

I don't think Ri's gonna be chasing anyone with that potbelly of his.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Ah, the 'Chase it until it Drops' diet. It works wonders.

*he grins at Sora, then looks down to look at what Kairi is doing*

... princess, I look like I'm knocked up and about to pop.

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*makes a face and starts taking some of the sand off of the sides*

Oh, that wasn't supposed to be your stomach. That was supposed to be your penis.

*there, that's better! almost two inches!*

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*has given Riku a much more accurate penis, and drawn a little crown over it on the flat of your belly with his finger*

*pwned*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*starts to laugh, until he looks down at what Sora's doing, and turns pink*

Sora! Not everyone on the beach has to know!

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*giggles and drips a little bit of water over the tip~*

There, that's more like it.

*is scooting back now... what's that in his hands... oh no!*

*snapsnapsnapflashsnap!!!*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*laughs a little, then looks curious*

... do mermen even have penii? I mean... they're all fishy down there.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

Sora! *yelps and automatically covers the naughty bits, feeling extremely foolish*

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*thinks about what Ri said for a second, and looks at Sora*

... Sora, you were a mer-boy. Spill.

*wipes the sand off of Ri so that he's penis-less and smooth*

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*gets a thoughtful expression and looks a little wistful*

... masturbating as a mer-boy was awesome.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*watches Sora too, wondering if he can answer*

That's right. You did that in Atlantica, right? Did you still have your, you know, parts?

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*discreetly dusts away his own sand-peni, still blushing even as he waits for Sora's answer*

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*blushes and gives Sora a look*

... how could you? You didn't have a... a penis did you?

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*thinks*

No... I didn't have a penis, but... I still could have reproduced and all, in that fishlike way... I think it was all mental. Like... you wait long enough, and you think of someone you like, and... *blushes* It happens, you know?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... that's weird. I mean, I bet if I thought really hard I could make myself come, too, but at least I still have my dick. How did you... I mean... where did it...

That just seems like it's wrong somehow. Then again, I'm not a fish.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*blinks at Sora*

No wonder you kept going back there even when there weren't any Heartless.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*snorts a little*

Naughty Sora!

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*gives Ri a look*

Well, since you're half boy and half fish, you get... like, the physical sensations that a fish gets, but the thoughts of a boy... and since mer-boys are a special kind of fish, they don't... *thinks hard* fertilize the eggs outside in the sea, they actually do it, sort of... but instead of a penis there's like... just this little thread that comes out, but... that's only when you're... *blushes* curled around someone else. So I guess that since fish don't have... y'know, wet dreams and all, their bodies don't know what to do when they just... come. It just... maybe goes back into the bloodstream.

*is very uncomfortable and trying to curl into himself*

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*is very uncomfortable as well and just making s'mores at a rapid pace, her cheeks flushed pink*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... but what about mermaids? They're half-fish, too. But girls parts are... you know... inside.

*is completely oblivious to the rising tension!*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*gives Ri a sly glance, then leans up to murmur lowly in Sora's ear*

We should try it sometime, hm...?

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*thinks*

... well, not that I tried to have sex with a mermaid or anything, but, if mer-boys have the little tendril thinger that... let's the... *is trying so hard to be polite because Kairi's there omfg!* the juice come out, then there has to be an opening on the female somewhere, right?

*... and is kinda grossed out thinking about this, and now is grossed out and sputtering and picturing mer-boy friskiness with Riku*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

... maybe we should take Kairi to Atlantica, and she can tell us for sure!

*okay now he's just totally enjoying the colors Sora's face is turning, as well as the blush on Kairi's*