It's dangerous out there

[windup_boytoy]

*a mighty hunter -- no, a warrior -- stalks his prey -- victim -- down the treacherous twists and turns of the wild; a lesser man would be lost or would have given up his position, but this one... he is strong and fierce and a match for any challenge*

*he settles himself in a shadowed and secluded area, waiting for his prey to appear, and when it does... HE POUNCES!*

HA!

*and grabs Kairi around the middle from behind, both hands tickling her sides in the middle of the school hallway*

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[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*his own eyebrows go up in response, his face faintly pink*

Oh? Well, then you just come in through the door, of course. You said the bed was big, right?

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*blushes, but smiles*

Then we'll have a code. One knock for "you're too loud" and two knocks for "I'll be there in two shakes".

*griiins at that blush*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*laughs alittle, teasing you back and quite sure you're just doing this to see his face change colors*

Eh, we tend not to notice too much, you're probably better off just jumping right in.

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*takes a sip of her juice-what if she isn't just trying to your buttons?*

Oh, okay. I'll just slip in quietly and... *gets a very unladylike and dirty image of the three of you together and tumbling in the bed and blushes, looking away and shoving that sandwich slice into her mouth*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*opens up his bag of chips and munches one; the thought of you not joking hasn't crossed his mind, because you're Kairi, and it's like thinking of your sister having sex -- your incredibly cute and pretty and sexy sister, who isn't blood-related*

Quiet? *makes a disappointed face* And here I thought you'd be loud, since Namine is quiet enough in bed already.

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*blushes and sputters*

Like I know if I'd be loud in bed! I've never been in bed before except for that time with Namine!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*grins unrepentantly and likes that blush on your cheeks instead of his own*

Well, then! You'll have to join us so you can figure it out.

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I don't know. The fanbrat pack might try to pull a paparazzi. The hottest boy at school? With two pretty girls? Scandal! *giggles*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*plops down on the other side of Kairi just in time to hear that, and looks at the two of you oddly*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

Hey, Riku. *is grinning as he hands Riku his lunch sack* I didn't eat any of your food today.

Do you think being caught with two girls would hurt my reputation, or help it? I mean, I know I'm a great catch already.

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*laughs and greets Riku*

Riku! You're just in time to hear all about Ri, Namine and my raunchy threesome.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*face turns a little pink and he takes his lunch from Ri gladly, peeking inside and immediately starting in on his sandwich*

You two would probably wear him out.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*sputters indignantly*

They would not! I mean, you and Sora don't wear me out. Well... okay, maybe sometimes, but it's a totally different sort of thing!

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*yeah, he's just going to turn even pinker and not answer that one*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*smirks at the look on your face and leans back against your shoulder, munching on a cookie he fished out of the bottom of his lunch bag*

I'm a stud, I know.

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*has just been blushing and sips on her juice*

ANYWAYS. Riku, if we can get Namine to move here, maybe we can all have a movie night or something. Kind of... remind her that everyone is around her. What do you think?

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

...how would two girls even-- huh? Oh. What about Fantastic Four?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*nudges Riku with his elbow*

A movie the girls will like too. But no musicals.

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*thinks for a moment* How about Kill Bill?

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

Yes! I love that movie.

*looks at Ri and sings*

The hills are alive, with the sound of muuuusic~

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*flails*

Shut up, Riku! That's a low blow! That movie was great and you know it!

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*giggles* I like that movie, too.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*whispers to Kairi* I heard him singing songs from it in the shower.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*is still pink and flailing*

Don't say that, Riku! I was NOT! He's lying, princess!

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*snickerfit!* Ooooh! Sing it for me, Ri! *claps*