[OOC?] A Day in the Life of Ri's Libido

[windup_boytoy]

*Ri's brain has died and he is now in a very happy mental place for the day*

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*is going to be shot, isn't he?*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*wouldn't she still have an extra-dark lopsided heart-butt? ...and Kairi looks like she has a wedgie*

Re: *is going to be shot, isn't he?*

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*kindly requests that you both stop looking at Kairi's butt*

*he didn't start it! not really*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*says that he can't help it, since he's the only one who really likes girls in that way*

*just realized Namine probably isn't wearing panties*

*you so did too start it*

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*says he can't help it either, when it's just... falling out of her shorts?*

*thinks it has to be kinda uncomfortable for Namine then*

T___T

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*sighs forlornly and goes to eat tater tots to drown his grief that his sweet KaiKai has been mentally violated*

Hey!

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*don't think of mentally violating, think of it as Kairi being very appreciated by the male species -- well, at least him, because he sorta didn't realize Kairi had those sorts of curves*

Hey!

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*thinks he shouldn't count since he's not mentally violating so much as stating that her butt looks bigg-- er, nevermind*

*he's gonna get smacked*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*says that it's not exactly big, but probably good enough to get a get handful of to hold on*

Ooooooh, look who's talking!

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*well she's gonna go take her fat unattractive ass and go eat some tots with Sora and you two aren't invited!*

*appreciates curves thanx*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*it's not unattractive! it looks nice enough to grope, especially in those shorts!*

*... not that he's gonna be doing any groping, mind you, but it's the principle of the thing*

*funny thing, cuz she appreciates boys with manners, unlike RIKU*

[oath-kept.livejournal.com]

*grabs Sora by his collar and looks at him with fire in her eyes wanting to make damn sure he doesn't have a problem with her ass*

*have you seen fear? now you have.*

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*shakes his head rapidly and cuddles Kairi mightily*

*which Riku?*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*fumbles in his pockets, then fumbles in Riku's, looking for candy and chocolate?*

*clearly the denser one*

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*looks at you and shakes his head trying to discourage you from making a Very Big Mistake*

*... and that's which one again?*

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*sees that head shake and backs away and for some reason, feels like he has a target on his chest*

>.>

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*gives Kairi an abashed look and offers to do her bidding for a day to make up for it?*

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*once Kairi's locked herself away, he snickers at Riku*

Good job.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*gives Sora a bewieldered look*

At least I didn't try to give her more candy?

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*huffs and puffs*

What?! I though chocolate was supposed to make girls happy!

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*shakes his head*

She's not fat, though! She's a Princess. She could eat candy all day if she wanted to.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

I don't think Kairi's fat at all. She's curvy and pretty. Girls are kinda weird.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*makes a face at Ri*

That wasn't candy you grabbed, you know.

[windup-boytoy.livejournal.com]

*smriks at you*

You didn't really complain.

[endlessxsky.livejournal.com]

*smiles approvingly at Ri* Yeah.

[boy-of-twilight.livejournal.com]

*blushes*

Still.