I got out of bed just before breakfast because the smell of cooking bacon woke me up.
I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.
I'm so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don't know which to choose... oh, why is life so hard sometimes?
Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16!
I want to tell the world to get fucked.
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.
You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.
That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.
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......... this totally isn't fair. Should I count myself as a twin? And I don't have a car or a gummi ship. Why would I when I can portal everywhere?
What Your Cute Monster Says About You
You are both a realist and an idealist. You're able to see the world as it is - and how it could be.
You dream big, and you never give up on your beliefs. You have big plans.
Your inner demon is depression. Sometimes you build things up in your head.
People think you're cute because you're determined. You're a fighter, and that's charming.
|My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul|
|windup_boytoy goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as chocobo.|
|b_flat_minor tricks you! You get a toothbrush.|
|boomboomfire tricks you! You get a scratched CD.|
|boy_of_twilight tricks you! You get a rock.|
|chilly_touch gives you 13 brown passionfruit-flavoured nuggets.|
|endlessxsky gives you 7 teal orange-flavoured gummy worms.|
|oath_kept tricks you! You lose 3 pieces of candy!|
|rocks_ass gives you 1 mauve raspberry-flavoured pieces of taffy.|
|rosa_moschata tricks you! You get a used tissue.|
|sparkle_witch gives you 6 dark blue coffee-flavoured nuggets.|
|yksxsseldne gives you 8 teal orange-flavoured gummy worms.|
|windup_boytoy ends up with 32 pieces of candy, a toothbrush, a scratched CD, a rock, and a used tissue.|
|Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.|
So, windup_boytoy, your LiveJournal reveals...
You are... 8% unique (blame, for example, your interest in sexier than riku) and 3% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy muse). When it comes to friends you are normal. In terms of the way you relate to people, you believe in give and take. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is conventional.
Your overall weirdness is: 30
(The average level of weirdness is: 28.
You are weirder than 66% of other LJers.)
Find out what your weirdness level is!
THIS ANSWER IS KINDA WEIRD TOO. STUPID THING.
The Recipe For Ri
3 parts Flair
2 parts Charisma
1 part Tease
Splash of Impishness
Finish off with whipped cream
The Recipe For windup_boytoy
3 parts Warmth
2 parts Sweetness
1 part Enchantment
Splash of Happiness
|The Part of You That No One Sees|
You are passionate, romantic, and emotional.
You put love first in your life, even though you have often been disappointed by it.
You expect to be swept of your feet, and you never expect infatuation to die out.
Underneath it all, you are scared that you aren't lovable.
Your insecurity has ruined many relationships, as you are unable to see the love that's really there.
You are secretly afraid of being alone. Confronting your insecurities is incredibly painful.