windup_boytoy: (Listening)
Your rainbow is intensely shaded green, yellow, and blue.


What is says about you: You are an intelligent person. You appreciate optimism. You're good at getting people to like you. You share hobbies with friends and like trying to fit into their routines.

Find the colors of your rainbow at

Interesting color choices. I dunno how much it fits me, though.
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windup_boytoy: (I can be nice)
Discover if You are Seme or Uke!
Created by ChiisaiYume on

This is the result if Seme! has the highest score.

Take this quiz now - it's easy!
How tall are you?

I don't think anything has to be said about this.
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windup_boytoy: (Yes I am a sadist)
Today was really tiring.

I got out of bed just before breakfast because the smell of cooking bacon woke me up.

I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.

I'm so happy. I just found out that I have been accepted into Harvard. And Yale. I don't know which to choose... oh, why is life so hard sometimes?

Last night I had to go and pay Joshua's bail. He's such a jerk. He got arrested for punching the Walmart clerk in the face for refusing to sell him beer. He's only 16!

I want to tell the world to get fucked.

I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I'm going to cut out Robert's heart and feed it to him for losing my mail.

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! Here's some photos of my girlfriend in the nude (but don't tell her that I've posted them here - she'll kill me! Har har.)

I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I'm not suffering alone. It's cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with this thought - sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I'm beautiful.

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windup_boytoy: (Who is naked)
Natural Hair Color:
[] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[x] Other - $75

Eye Color:
[] Brown - $1
[x] Green - $75
[] Blue - $50
[] Hazel - $100
[] Other - $15

[] Over 7' - $200
[] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[x] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[] 4'9" to 5'4" - $45
[] Under 4'9 - $45

[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[x] 19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100

Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $300
[] First Born - $300
[] Only Child - $250
[x] Second born - $150
[] Middle child-$100
[] Last Born - $100
[] Third born - $100
[] Fourth born - $100
[] Fifth born - $100

[] No - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[x] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] Only weekends - $350
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$

[x] Perfect vision -$300
[] Need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[] Contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $1

Car Color:
[] Pink - $2,000
[] Maroon - $800
[] Gold - $700
[] Gray - $600
[] Blue - $900
[] Obsidian - $800
[] White - $475
[] Black - $450
[] Red - $400
[] Green - $350
[] Silver - $300
[] Purple - $250
[] Metallic - $200
[] Yellow - $100
[] Primer - $75
[] Tan - $20
[] Rusted - $15
[x] No Car - $0
[] Other - $50

Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $300
[] 12.5 to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $700
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7 - $550

Favorite Color:
[] Green - $750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[x] Yellow - $475
[] Brown - $50
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes - $0
[x] No - $1000
[] On some - $550

Total: $3,165

"I cost $____ a night."

......... this totally isn't fair. Should I count myself as a twin? And I don't have a car or a gummi ship. Why would I when I can portal everywhere?
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windup_boytoy: (Hanging Out)

What Your Cute Monster Says About You

You are both a realist and an idealist. You're able to see the world as it is - and how it could be.

You dream big, and you never give up on your beliefs. You have big plans.

Your inner demon is depression. Sometimes you build things up in your head.

People think you're cute because you're determined. You're a fighter, and that's charming.

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windup_boytoy: (Surrounded by dorks)
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
windup_boytoy goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as chocobo.
b_flat_minor tricks you! You get a toothbrush.
boomboomfire tricks you! You get a scratched CD.
boy_of_twilight tricks you! You get a rock.
chilly_touch gives you 13 brown passionfruit-flavoured nuggets.
endlessxsky gives you 7 teal orange-flavoured gummy worms.
oath_kept tricks you! You lose 3 pieces of candy!
rocks_ass gives you 1 mauve raspberry-flavoured pieces of taffy.
rosa_moschata tricks you! You get a used tissue.
sparkle_witch gives you 6 dark blue coffee-flavoured nuggets.
yksxsseldne gives you 8 teal orange-flavoured gummy worms.
windup_boytoy ends up with 32 pieces of candy, a toothbrush, a scratched CD, a rock, and a used tissue.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.
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windup_boytoy: (Yes I am a sadist)
I could survive for 1 minute, 51 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Kind of lame. I could totally kill a velociraptor faster if I Dark Firaga'd it.
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windup_boytoy: (So much hotter than you)

So, windup_boytoy, your LiveJournal reveals...

You are... 8% unique (blame, for example, your interest in sexier than riku) and 3% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy muse). When it comes to friends you are normal. In terms of the way you relate to people, you believe in give and take. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is conventional.

Your overall weirdness is: 30

(The average level of weirdness is: 28.
You are weirder than 66% of other LJers.)

Find out what your weirdness level is!

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windup_boytoy: (I Have A Headache)
Behold... My Future
I will marry Kairi.
After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in The World That Never Was in our fabulous Apartment.
We will have 3 kid(s) together.
Our family will zoom around in a yellow sailboat.
I will spend my days as a mercenary, and live happily ever after.
whats your future



Behold... My Future
I will marry Riku.
After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Castle Oblivion in our fabulous House.
We will have 69 kid(s) together.
Our family will zoom around in a red wooden raft.
I will spend my days as a rentboy, and live happily ever after.
whats your future

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windup_boytoy: (Namine is that lingerie?)
It's like I'm a big slut or something! Maybe I did it wrong.

Your LJ Slut Stats!
Out of your 20 friends, percentages you have:



seen shirtless

seen naked

had net sex

made out with

had oral sex


Get your LJ Slut Stats!

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windup_boytoy: (I can be nice)

The Recipe For Ri

3 parts Flair

2 parts Charisma

1 part Tease

Splash of Impishness

Finish off with whipped cream

The Recipe For windup_boytoy

3 parts Warmth

2 parts Sweetness

1 part Enchantment

Splash of Happiness


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windup_boytoy: (Yes I am a sadist)

What The Hell Happened Last Night?
LJ Username
What did you drink?
You wake up in the morning next to: yksxsseldne
...who is wearing: the scars of a severe whipping
...and rolls over to you to say: You disgusting little subby bitch...
...and then: gets up and puts the kettle on
This fun quiz by joneccleston - Taken 1012 Times.
New - COOL Dating Tips and Romance Advice!

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windup_boytoy: (Is that what you do with it?)
windup_boytoy's LJ stalker is fairskies_ahead!
fairskies_ahead is stalking you because they heard you are awesome in bed, and they want to find out. They are also getting jiggy with your best friend!

LiveJournal Username:

LJ Stalker Finder
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windup_boytoy: (Huh)

I am a

What Flower
Are You?

"You stand up for what you believe in, even if it gets in the way of what other people think. You are proud of yourself and your accomplishments and you enjoy letting people know that."
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windup_boytoy: (Sexier than my Real Thing)
Discover if You are Seme or Uke!
Created by ChiisaiYume on

This is the result if Seme-in-Training! has the highest score.

Take this quiz now - it's easy!
How tall are you?

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windup_boytoy: (Huh)
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windup_boytoy: (I feel warm)
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windup_boytoy: (Isn't that a pretty lie?)
The Part of You That No One Sees

You are passionate, romantic, and emotional.
You put love first in your life, even though you have often been disappointed by it.
You expect to be swept of your feet, and you never expect infatuation to die out.

Underneath it all, you are scared that you aren't lovable.
Your insecurity has ruined many relationships, as you are unable to see the love that's really there.
You are secretly afraid of being alone. Confronting your insecurities is incredibly painful.
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